Not ALL About The Chicks

I believe the picture says it all, but in case you missed the subtleness of it, Happy Hallmark Day everyone! Yes another Hallmark yearly special is upon us. I refuse to refer to today as a holiday for many reasons, but most importantly that its focused around candy, cards, and flowers, but I digress. Valentine's Day is mostly for the ladies, but the guys deserve to be shown some love too. Maybe since we go all out for most of the day, you can do us a few things to pay us back a little. Like.......

Look your best. Sounds simple right? Yeah, well you'd be surprised how often chicks take this for granted. If we gotta go all out and come up with an assortment of different ways to make you happy, the least you can do is look the part. Most of chicks don't need this little reminder, but some of you like to take a day off and this ain't one of them.

Be grateful. Nothing worse than a guy putting in the time to think about what you might like and doing something special for you, only to have you shit on it. Somehow, chicks can always find something to bitch about. I could travel the universe to find the biggest diamond ever seen and still hear how the bitch doesn't sparkle enough. Are you kidding me?! A simple thank you is all that we require for our services and it seems like sometimes its like pulling teeth to get a chick to say that.

Cook dinner. Really want to do something to make a dude happy? Simple, just cook us dinner. You know we struggle in the kitchen with anything with anything away from the microwave so take that stress off of us and cook for us. Doesn't have to be anything fancy. A nice steak, baked potato, maybe a salad. That alone is enough for us to call it a good Valentine's Day and really you cook all the time so this ain't that big a deal for you.

Put out. Yeah I said it! If the other 90% of the day was all about you, then give it up without makin us feel like we're asking you to cure cancer. I'm not saying you have to go all Jenna Jameson on us either, but doing something you usually don't or shaking things up a little won't hurt you either.

Make the 15th about us. Alright so the "holiday" is over. Now all we really want is to be left the fuck alone. In fact, if the day before was all about you and you didn't get a chance to do any of the aforementioned tasks, now is a good time to catch up on some of them.

Basically what it comes down to is that it really ain't that hard to make us happy. Very little money involved and even less time. Do all or a combination of a few of the things discussed here and you'll make sure we don't cuss you out for at least a few weeks.