Enough Already!

Alright that's it.....I'm fed up with the bullshit. I love baseball to death, don't get me wrong, but if I hear one more thing about bullshit curses or voodoo or anything to that effect involving specifically the Spankees, Red Sox, or Cubs....I'm going to fucking kill someone.

It wasn't enough that the Red Sox won the World Series last fall which led to all the talk of "for the second time in 86 years, blah, blah, blah", we began this year on the 100th year anniversary of the last time the North Side Chicago team won the World Series. So while it shouldn't mean a fucking thing for the most part, because it is the lowly Cubs, we are forced to hear that this is a team that had mild success last year, added a herolded Japanese star , and is poised to break out of the dreaded Curse of the Billygoat. So what it's been a fuckin CENTURY since this franchise won it all. I refuse to believe it has anything to do with a damn billy goat! And just because its the 100 year mark can the so called experts please stop predicating that they will win it all?!

Of course I could have bitched about that a while ago as the season is now 3 weeks old......which leads me to the NEWEST pile of horseshit. The almost curse of the Boston t-shirt. So on Friday of last week, reports come out of New York that some dickhead construction worker decided he was going to try to put a curse on the new Yankee Stadium by buring a Red Sox t-shirt in a cement block within the visiting clubhouse. The worker, being a supporter of the so called "Nation", was hoping that the Spankees would run into the same sort of 86 year drought that the Sox ran into and he could claim to be the reason for it. Of course, those within the Spankees organization denied that it could have happened and said this guy was basically full of shit and weren't worried about anything.

So we fast forward to today. Now the shirt has been found and taken out. Now excuse me while I really go off for a second on a few things. First of all, I would usually support something to fuck over the Spankees. Really, just about anything that can cause their demise or what is the equivilent (them not winning the World Series) is alright by me. BUT SOMEONE PLEASE STOP WITH THE FUCKING CURSE BULLSHIT!!!!!!! If you hadn't noticed already, I don't believe in curses and anything similar to it. I think "curses" are a bullshit way to make you feel better about fucking up mulitple times and basically having a built-in excuse for not getting shit done. Second of all, this whole episode lead to another sighting of a man who has quickly become one of my least favorite people in baseball, Hank Steinbrenner. This piece of fucking shit had the gall to say after the whole episode that, " I hope his fellow workers kick the s*** out of him." Oh really Hank? Do you really? Well I wish that ANYONE would kick the shit outta your fat, gay, riding the coattails of my bitch ass father's success, ass and do EVERYONE a favor. This son of a bitch has done nothing, but piss me off since coming on the scene a few months ago when he and his brother took over the day-to-day operations from their piece of shit father. Finally, fuck the Red Sox AND the Spankees. Talk about two pussy ass fuckin organizations who go back and forth like a couple of bitches at the salon on anything and everything. As if a fucking t-shirt would be the reason for any losses. And leave it to a fan of one of these gay teams to believe something so fucking moronic.

If it's up to me.........I won't see another Red Sox or Spankees World Series title in my lifetime and the Cubs futility can continue for another century. All people with any ties to these teams can take their curses, their rivalries, their self loathing and shove it right up their asses.