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February 29, 2008

Miss March

This is the first of a new regular piece. I think will call it the "Evolution: Certified Dime Piece of the month." Do you think that is better than "Girls We'd Like to Sleep With."

These fine ladies are as good as it gets after eliminating the obvious Hollywood snobs and coke addicts that tend to grace the big screen. Oh, and there will be no porn stars too.

Anywho, I am proud to announce our inaugural beauty queen who is definitely wifey material. This month's "Evolution: Certifed Dime Piece" for the month of March is: college hoops goodness Miss Erin Andrews. I know Erin, you cannot think of a more prestigious honor.

If you've watched ESPN the past five or so years you know who she is. Definitely needs no introduction. However, you may not know how down to earth this chick is. If not, you will after listening to this interview. The only downfall to dating her would be fighting off all the slobbering college hoops junkies (including a wrinkly Brent Musburger and sweaty hairy Bruce Pearl). Sounds like a sacrifice I am willing to make.

So here's to you Miss Andrews- You'll always dazzle in our dreams.

February 27, 2008

Say It Ain't So!!!!!!! (Buy This Space)


Honestly this is it. This is the ultimate there is no Santa, Easter bunny, and toothfairy moment all rolled into one. There is outrage and then there is OUTRAGE.....this falls into the latter. The name of an American icon is now for sale. What is wrong with the world when Wrigley isn't even safe? I know that in this "make every last dime you possibly can before you get out" world that we live in when it comes to sport would not be limited to the less glamourous B.O.B. and Pac Bell (yes that's STILL what I refer to them as), but that makes two stadiums that will have changed names that never should have been allowed to be touched.

Not only is the hallowed Wrigley now up for sale, in an "in case you missed it moment" the Indians no longer play at Jacobs Field, but rather the uttlerly ridiculous Progressive Field. Its bad enough that stadium names are being made for sale and obviously it isn't a new phenomenon, but this announcement clearly states that no name is safe. And what the fuck are you going to name Wrigley exactly? All State Park? Mastercard Field? Google.com Stadium?!

This isn't just another field. This is fucking WRIGLEY FIELD for god's sake! It's known by baseball fans around the world. The goddamn thing has been standing for almost 100 years and now their dickhead owner decides that the time is right and tradition be damned! Well I say FUCK THAT SHIT! And be prepared Red Sox Nation because they are coming after Fenway next! There's no way that Wrigley is hungout to dry by itself with others out there that are ripe for the picking. I guess my only hope in all of this name buying bullshit is that a place like Yankee Stadium is bought out someday by a really shitty company. That would make me feel a little bit better to see the faggots in pinstripes trot out to "Queer Park at ChicksWithDicks.Com Stadium." I could definitely get on board with that name change, but no matter what, the Cubs will ALWAYS play at Wrigley Field..........fuck whatever sign they put up over it.

Unemployment is a bitch!

Typically, I don't like to insult those who don't have a job, or a source of income, or live on a fixed income. However, in this case, I will.

ESPN and the Sean Salsbury "brand" have annonced their divorce. Just hours after ESPN announced the hiring of former Viking Cris Carter, they announced they were splitsville with another, much shitter Viking. Both sides seem to be coping however.


Sean Salisbury: “I want to thank ESPN for 12 great years of talking football on TV and the radio. I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons. I have created a brand and it’s time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them.”


ESPN’s statement: “Sean Salisbury has made many contributions to our efforts for the past 12 years. We thank him and wish him all the best.”


For as much as I cannot stand Salisbury as a human being or a stereotypical "football guy," the one thing I could respect about him was that I thought he knew a lot about all sports. I think he might be better in a non-sport exclusive role (such as Mike and Mike) in more mellow place than ESPN.


Now the ladies of another media outlet will have the pleasure of recieving picture messages of Sean's junk.

February 26, 2008

Get Your Mack Lessons On


Yep, yet another edition of the Mack Lessons comin at ya this week. I must say if you listened to the one just before this, it was one of the weaker editions. I mean even Jordan had an off night and they are few and far between for King Flex, but not only was it VERY short, it left a lot of people scratching their heads because he didn't relay that he was actually doing a stuffblackpeoplelike spoof off of the website website called stuffwhitepeoplelike.com (which you REALLY need to check out cause it is funny as hell). Anyway though, Flex bounced back in a BIG way with his latest edition of Mack Lessons with Episode #141-"5 New Player Rules" , so check that out!

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It should be noted that she looks like this now...

February 25, 2008

Weekly Jams

After bumping the old school last week I'm back with some new fire. I love all these songs. When i started making my list it looked like I was headed for all R&B influenced songsbut then I just had to put up the Talib Kweli shoutin out all the independent unsigned musicians and the Rich Boy's Rich Ghetto Remix (Nas and Mr. Weezy F Baby put it down). Those songs are must haves- spread the word on these and maybe we can actually here this songs on the radio.

February 22, 2008

New Mack Lessons


Yeah I'm on my nigga shit this week because not only am I late posting this, but I really haven't posted shit at all this week. It happens, its a slow news week and I've been too busy watching American Gangster (like you should be doing) to have really spent much time on the net. ANYFUCKINGWAY, new Mack Lessons for you so get up on that shit. Episode #140-"15 Things That Black People Like"

February 19, 2008

A Must Have


Today marks the release of the best movie of 2007! If for some godawful reason you haven't already seen it, now is the perfect time to fix that. Being the first week of release its on sale, so all you broke/cheap motherfuckers can get it now and save some dough. You don't have have to go baller status like I just did and get the 3-disc collector's edition, but find a way to add it to your collection! So if you're reading this and you haven't already, no ifs ands or buts, GO BUY AMERICAN GANGSTER!

February 18, 2008

This is Officially NBA Week!


I didn't plan on overloading the site with NBA coverage, however, after reading a couple great articles on ESPN.com about the NBA I felt I had to share them.

The first is Jordan's take on the current state of the NBA and how many view the league has changed for the worse, yet the change should be embraced, just as it was when he entered the league. Read This!

The Second is my favorite because, well, it states what I've thought for sometime now. Basically, that the "image problem" with the NBA is really false perception by uninformed fans and media, and is really based off of racial sterotyping. Makes sense when you consider how many "basketball fans" are so anti-NBA. Check it out!

The last was a nice piece by Bill Simmons about the New Orleans All Star Weekend. His normal All Star weekend piece is more a crazy story about his long weekend (which I'm not against at all- there always a great read), however this was a commentary on the state of the Crescent City and what the NBA means to it. Also touches on David Sterns impact on the NBA and his legacy. You know you love it.

Also a great piece on the real Stephen Jackson.


Lastly, a short interview with the commish, David Stern.

Seriously, this is important shit. Best NBA season in more than a decade. It gets better this week with the Shaq experiment going down in real time. So step your damn game up.

The Future Is Blu


Well the battle is over. And the winner is.......Blu-ray! Yes, the not so much publicized battle between Toshiba's HD-DVD format and Sony's Blu-ray format seems to have come to a sudden end. Mostly behind closed doors for the past 5 years, Sony and Toshiba have been going toe-to-toe in the battle for the next generation DVD format. In a battle that was not nearly as vicious nor well known as the videotape format war between Sony's Betamax and JVC's VHS , Sony slowly pulled away in this one and can now move forward in the production of their product.

Many of you might not have even know there was a battle going on because for one, the DVD format is still relatively new. Add to that the fact that it is still a form of compact disc rather than an entirely new medium and the confusion is easily understandable. But for those of you who have known about said battle this may come as a slight surprise, especially if you are one of the million or so owners of an HD-DVD player.

That's because until recently the battle was very neck and neck. Although Sony had locked up big names to back them such as 20th Century Fox, Walt Disney Corp., and Apple, Toshiba also had big players backing them such as Universal and Paramount Pictures. In addition to those names, Toshiba also made a big splash late last year when Dreamworks (which is owned by Paramount) announced that it would switch from Blu-ray to HD-DVD. This was a major blow in the battle when Dreamworks is responsible for tons of kids movies, such as Shrek, which make up a lot of the home movie sales. Add in the fact that the average price for a Blu-ray player is around $500 and the average price for an HD-DVD player is around $300 and its easy to see why things were fairly even between the two.

Then on January 4th of this year, what could have been the knockout punch in this battle, the last major studio to produce movies in both formats, Warner Brothers, joined forces with Sony and decided to exclusively release their titles on Blu-ray.

Looking back on things, it seems to many that Sony's decision to make Blu-ray the format on which the PS3 would operate, one of the most important in the battle. Although many HD-DVD players have been sold during the battle, many more PS3 units have been sold and the advertising for the Blu-ray that has come with it seems to have tilted things in Sony's favor.

All of this means good things for us the conusmers as we no longer have to wonder which format will prevail. The death of HD-DVD will have the same impact as the death of Betamax in that rather than wondering which one to buy, things are settled and we can move forward. While both formats have their advantages and disadvantages, much like VHS and Betamax, Blu-ray will prove to serve us well. Ironically though, one of the best movies of 2007 will be released on HD-DVD tomorrow on the same day that Toshiba is expected to announce that it is bowing out.

I haven't had much of a vested interest in who won this battle since I heard about it around the time it started. Although I own a PS3, I have yet to purchase a single Blu-ray movie and only own one because it came with it when I purchased it (Talladega Nights). Am I glad that Blu-ray won the battle? Sure, means I don't have to drop any more money if I choose to purchase an HD movie. But for right now as long as DVDs are still around, I'm in no rush to drop $15-$20 more on a Blu-ray movie. Besides, as the owner of a 50-inch HDTV I can safely say that while Blu-ray does offer an amazing TV watching experience, not all movies require such technology to be enjoyed. I feel as if the whole HD experience is best used for sports and movies with tons of special effects. So its safe to hop on board with Blu-ray, but there's still no immediate rush to go out and get one.
*UPDATE*
Just to make the announcement official, heres the scoop

February 17, 2008

Happy Birthday to THE GREATEST!


Honestly this has to be one of the best weekends ever. Not only did we wish Lupe Fiasco a happy 26th yesterday, it was NBA All-Star weekend and how fitting is it that the greatest man to ever touch a basketball turns 45 today, the same day as the All-Star game!? This weekend also marks the release of the Air Jordan XXIII which is rumored to be the last enstallment of the official Air Jordan line of shoes. While that may mark yet the end of another era in the Jordan legacy, words cannot express the manlove that I have for his Airness. He embodies everything each of us should inspire to be in whatever road life takes us on. So on behalf of EVOLUTION, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MJ! Here's hoping your 45th year on this planet is as great as the previous 44!

Weekly Jams

Posted some new jams for the week of February 15. I'm really on a big time old school kick because of the level of crap that is currently infesting hip hop. The ignorant shit that is out now isnt even catchy like it was a couple years ago. Anyway, that was the method to the madness of this week's anthems- all old school. Expect to see more of that with the state of music.
Also, because the operators of this site are a couple of living, breathing true NBA fans (they do exist!) we are fucking excited as shit about All Star Weekend. The dunk contest last night was sick ( I don't think it was quite as crazy as Oakland in 2000) but it definitely set a new standard. Hopefully these young dunkers will take pride in there craft, like Dr. J, Neke, and Jordan all did.

February 16, 2008

Happy Birthday Wasalu Muhammad Jaco!


Better known as Lupe Fiasco, today is the 26th anniversary of the birth of one of the best rappers on the planet today. Lupe’s most recent album, Lupe Fiasco’s the Cool, has drawn nothing but critical acclaim since its release and we here at EVOLUTION wish him all the best on this his birthday. Heres hopin he keeps doin his thing and keeps refusing to give in to the almighty dollar!

February 15, 2008

It's New $$$ verses Old $$$

When it comes to politics, I confess I’m relatively apathetic. Okay, very apathetic. This really comes from a belief that I have the greatest influence on my success or failure, not the government. Before all you politics loving, red verses blue, 15 scrolling-bottom line watching, wannabe CNN pundit freaks rush to judge, I know the power the government has, particularly the President has, and mine is still greater when it comes to my life.

Regardless, I recognize the country, as a whole needs change- war, the economy, imminent energy crisis, social security- the problems are major and the list seemingly endless. Now that it’s 2008, let the countdown to begin to the end of one of the most storied (for all the wrong reasons of course) Presidencies in American history.

We all want change right? Sure, everyone is riding the “were for change” bandwagon real hard these days. But really, there is only one candidate that will bring change: Barack Obama.

As much as the democrats and republicans argue about policies and issues they are essentially the same; dishonest politicians interest in their own agendas. I don’t trust them at all which makes it easier to be apathetic to the whole thing. However, Obama is not your normal politician. He doesn’t sell out to special interest groups for the sake of large campaign donations. Ever wonder how the oil companies have done so well financially under Bush? Also, he runs a clean campaign, noting running to the media to rip the other candidates. When the other candidates try a low blow- he doesn’t even acknowledge it with a response. Cleary, he’s not here to bullshit with his colleagues (if their even worthy of being called that).

It makes me sick to watch some of the political bullshit on television where they tell us what the issues are. Do you realize that these are the same issues as in 2004 and in 2000? What does that say about our country? Obviously, nothing is getting fucking done in D.C? There is a reason for that.

There is no major policy change because there isn’t change in the people we elect. A Clinton or a Bush has occupied the White House since 1989- 19 years the same two families have yielded power in this country. Obviously, for change we need new ideas and new people. People who have had power for a long time are not concerned with change; they are comfortable with the way shits going. So instead of working for change, they focus on keeping others from getting power so they can keep theirs. Old money will always try to deter new money from gain power.

So to wrap up my political diatribe I want to leave you with one message. In November, don’t just get out and vote, make the right fucking choice too- so were not talking about the same shit four years from now.

February 14, 2008

Do Your Thing Mr. West


Continuing his domination of the music/music video world, Kanye dropped another video from the Grammy award winning album Graduation. One of the best tracks on the album is featured in this hot new video, so without further adieu I give you...... Flashing Lights

2 In One Week? Must Be The Apocalypse!


Yeah, no shit ANOTHER Mack Lessons comin at ya this week! I was just as shocked, but check out the new episode.......Episode #139-"Valentine's Day"

Not ALL About The Chicks


I believe the picture says it all, but in case you missed the subtleness of it, Happy Hallmark Day everyone! Yes another Hallmark yearly special is upon us. I refuse to refer to today as a holiday for many reasons, but most importantly that its focused around candy, cards, and flowers, but I digress. Valentine's Day is mostly for the ladies, but the guys deserve to be shown some love too. Maybe since we go all out for most of the day, you can do us a few things to pay us back a little. Like.......

Look your best. Sounds simple right? Yeah, well you'd be surprised how often chicks take this for granted. If we gotta go all out and come up with an assortment of different ways to make you happy, the least you can do is look the part. Most of chicks don't need this little reminder, but some of you like to take a day off and this ain't one of them.

Be grateful. Nothing worse than a guy putting in the time to think about what you might like and doing something special for you, only to have you shit on it. Somehow, chicks can always find something to bitch about. I could travel the universe to find the biggest diamond ever seen and still hear how the bitch doesn't sparkle enough. Are you kidding me?! A simple thank you is all that we require for our services and it seems like sometimes its like pulling teeth to get a chick to say that.

Cook dinner. Really want to do something to make a dude happy? Simple, just cook us dinner. You know we struggle in the kitchen with anything with anything away from the microwave so take that stress off of us and cook for us. Doesn't have to be anything fancy. A nice steak, baked potato, maybe a salad. That alone is enough for us to call it a good Valentine's Day and really you cook all the time so this ain't that big a deal for you.

Put out. Yeah I said it! If the other 90% of the day was all about you, then give it up without makin us feel like we're asking you to cure cancer. I'm not saying you have to go all Jenna Jameson on us either, but doing something you usually don't or shaking things up a little won't hurt you either.

Make the 15th about us. Alright so the "holiday" is over. Now all we really want is to be left the fuck alone. In fact, if the day before was all about you and you didn't get a chance to do any of the aforementioned tasks, now is a good time to catch up on some of them.

Basically what it comes down to is that it really ain't that hard to make us happy. Very little money involved and even less time. Do all or a combination of a few of the things discussed here and you'll make sure we don't cuss you out for at least a few weeks.

I Love....Myself


The immortal words of Terrell Owens ring true this Valentine's Day: I love me some me; truer words never spoken. Anyway, the real reason I'm posting is to share this article I read on Adage.com. It talks about the millenial generation and their experiences getting out of college now and working for the first time. I love this because after every sentence I said to myself, "God, this is exactly right, I wish my boss knew this." Check it out.

February 12, 2008

Get That Weak Shit Out


In case you hadn't heard, YAHOO! stiffarmed Mircrosoft in their most recent attempt to continue their Nazi-like domination of the computer world. YAHOO! decided that $44.6 billion was a lowball offer (which it was) by the Bill Gates Juggernauts and are awaiting the next offer which is expected to up the ante.

Between the sorry ass reveiws/returns that Mircosoft's Vista operating system has recieved and Microsoft's decision that they would push forward with it anyway and now this, Bill Gates' empire has taken quite a few blows in recent months. I know you Mac fanboys just love seeing this, but seriously besides the mildly entertaining ad campaign you've had going for about the last year, what exactly does a Mac offer(this guy about sums that up)? Nothing except a pretty paper weight, but could these recent stumbles on the part of the Empire be a momentum swing for Apple?

Hopefully, that doesn't turn out to be the case because there is a reason Bill Gates has become the billionaire he is. Most noteably is the fact that Windows has kicked the shit out of anything anyone else has had to offer, but it's also because until recently he always went for the kill with anything he has attempted to accomplish. While I'm sure he'll find a way to get the deal done, it isn't a good look to have a company like YAHOO! laugh in your face and tell you to try again when it comes to offering up some dough. Not that YAHOO! is any slouch, but when Google came along, well let's just say the current king has yet to give back the throne.

It is nice to see the little guy (YAHOO! in this case) though stand up for itself and wait to get what they feel like they can/should. Too often we see big business come in and buy everything up for much less than its worth and then turn around and make tons of money off it while we the consumers suffer. Here's hoping that the deal works out for both parties and that we (the consumers) are the biggest winners in the end.

Just Fine (Remix) - Mary J. Blige, Lil' Wayne

It's a rare day when this site endorses the actions of Mr. Weezy F Baby, however that day has come. No, it's not a Nobel Piece Prize but Weezy put down a verse so hot it has to be recognized. He actually has flow in this song; I really didn't think it was possible.

February 11, 2008

New Mack Lessons!


Since it's few and far between these days, we will try to make the announcement when a new episode of the best show on radio that not enough people know about posts a new episode. Here's some new ear candy for you though.....Episode #138-"Choosey Lovers"

Get On Board, Nerds


In the quest to recognize ballin ass shit here at EVOLUTION, we leave no stone unturned. That's why when I stumbled upon this little piece of heaven, I couldn't help but spread the news. If you haven't heard there is a math teacher out there that everyone can get on board with. The short of it is that a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, believes that fractions should be done away with! The man actually stood on campus and proclaimed "down with fractions!" His argument is that while once useful for by-hand calculations, in the digital age that we live in, fractions no longer have a usefulness. The only question I got is, Where the fuck was this guy at when I was out here struggling through the likes of fractions and other pointless shit we spend time on in math class!?!?

Now before some of you get your panties in a bunch and start hating on this man, he isn't saying that fractions should be done away with all together, but rather that it shouldn't be taught to the lower levels of math, which I take to be those of us who aren't going on to deal with a great deal of math in our everyday lives outside of basic day-to-day addition and subtraction. Of course there are plenty of haters out there that think he's crazy, but it preaches something fundamental that I've been saying for quite sometime, especially when it comes to math, why waste our time with it if we are never going to use it?

It seems like we spend enough of our life learning things that we will never use and if we can spend that time specializing on something we care about and will use more often, doesn't that make a little more sense in the long run? Don't get me wrong, I'm not out here advocating the dumbing down of our society because Lord knows we got enough of that thanks to the likes of BET, Hollywood, and our government which witholds way more than we know but still, if we are going to be masters our resepective domains, we should push aside some less important shit and get our minds right on what we are good at.

Grammy Thoughts


Last night the music world celebrated it’s highest achievers at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. Overall, I wish I had those three and a half hours of my life back. Over the course of the event, they gave away maybe 10 awards- and half of those were lifetime achievement awards for people no one remembers. The rest of the time was filled with sleeper musical acts.

The one exception was Kanye West- as always he did his thing on stage. Opening his set with stronger- Kanye appeared on a darkened stage only visible by the lights on his suit. Moments later, his “stronger” glasses light up the room and he ripped up the stage. He topped this with his rendition of Hey, Mama. Tears filled the room and everyone was moved. He represented well for hip-hop, as always.

However, that doesn’t mean the Grammy snobs didn’t do some major hatin. When Kayne stepped to the mic to accept his award for Best Rap Album he barely got a sentence out before they cued up the music. Thank God Kayne checked ‘em on it. While thanking everyone for their support following her death he told the Grammy’s to shut the fuck up-“it would be in good taste to turn off the music.” They did; but the fact that no other artist was given the music was as clear of a sign of disrespect as you can get.

The Grammy people need to wake the fuck up. People watch the Grammy’s because of Kayne; no one is watching for Vince Gill or Ringo Star. Furthermore, the event is promoted using Ye’s name so I thought it was a disgrace how he was disrespected. I thought that was disgraceful and hope he ignores the award show from now on. He needs to stop viewing a Grammy as excellence in music because clearly it’s not. Just love how Album of the Year will never go to a rapper.

The Afterthoughts

I think Amy Winehouse has some good songs but she gets way too much love. She’s a fucking raging mess but that’s Hollywood for ya. Listening to her acceptance speech was fuckin painful as her moves on stage.

Side note: Cyndi Lauper presented an award that Winehouse won and cheer. I the drug addict hot mess rehab ward is not as lonely as I thought.

Tina Turner dancing next to Beyonce had to stop. I know she’s in her fifties and hasn’t been on stage in a while but she should not have tried those moves next to Beyonce. I don’t blame her for this. I blame the Grammy organizers who try these dumb experiments.

Speaking of experiments The Time (who?) with Rihanna. What? That was retarded. I must admit the mirror part was great. I laughed and applauded that.

Aretha Franklin is a beast. I was really afraid that her shoulder strap was going to pop.
I thought the Foo Fighters were good. I’m not a huge Foo fan but I was entertained and they did a good job. The “My Grammy Moment” thing was lame though.

Kid Rock was funny with that old lady. He did a good job doing that old song I thought.

How does Alicia Keys have so many different looks? She looked like two completely different people again last night. Her performances didn't dissappoint.

The Beatles Tribute was way too long and boring. I liked the end with Let It Be though.

Only Chris Brown could pull of that suit. As always, Jay-Z’s suit was on point too.

Herbie Hancock had an album come out?

February 6, 2008

Greatest Ever My Ass

Dear New England Fans,

First of all, I’d like to thank you for all of your support that you showed to my butt buddies and I throughout the 07-08 NFL season. Many of you didn’t know there was an NFL team located in New England until this year and even more of you have only been fans since we cheated our way to our first Super Bowl victory in 2001. It takes a lot of dedication to be a fan of a team that runs up the score on other teams, but you guys stuck with us and made it happen.
Now I know a lot of you are disappointed that we couldn’t finish this season with a Lombardi Trophy, you aren’t the only ones. Ever since the loss in Super Bowl XLII we’ve been bombarded by questions and honestly I can only answer a few of them. 19-0? Nope, we got it taken to us. Best team ever? Not evening the discussion. Dynasty? On hold. Best quarterback/head coach tandem ever? Not with a loss in a Super Bowl on the resume. Biggest disappointment in NFL history? You bet, ya. How does it feel? Worse than the head of the moron who tattooed his head to look like my helmet.
I think the thing that hurts the most is that we got exposed. How so you ask? Well we ran around all year preaching how humble we were. How much of a class act we were. How we were playing the game the only way we knew how and what some perceived as cockiness was clearly just confidence you need to succeed in this game at a high level. Well, so much for that. We went out before the Super Bowl and trademarked 19-0. We had a smug grin on our faces all year that got slapped off. And did you notice how visibly rattled I was when it was apparent that things weren’t going our way, almost as if the true little bitch in me was coming out, yeah that’s because it was. The Giants showed the few people we had still tricked into believing that we were humble that we were nothing, but smug ass little bitches who thought we were untouchable.
Let me make one thing clear. The Giants deserve all the credit in the world. They came in with the confidence, they put in the time, and most importantly they believed that they could win this game and that’s just what they did. But that was our Super Bowl and I want it back! I mean, a pretty boy with the perfect ass chin like me just doesn’t lose Super Bowls and this just isn’t fair.
I guess that about covers everything, but I just want to say one last thing. Some of you may believe that Coach Belichick left the field early and that he was being unprofessional and a sore loser. Well, how would you feel if your career was being questioned because you taped a Super Bowl walkthrough and got found out. If you knew your legacy was going to be questioned and this Super Bowl loss would not only magnify that, but showed that you really weren’t humble, wouldn’t you be a little upset. That’s my boo and I won’t let anyone speak badly of him, so lay off the guy.
Anyway, I’m off to go get plastic surgery to correct the massive bone structure damage that my face suffered after Eli slapped me with his dick during the game. See you next year.

Homo Erotically Yours,

Tom Brady

Bitch, Get Out Of My Limelight

The last thing I intend for this site to be is another celebrity gossip blog, however, this story is just too good.

While at a Paris Hilton hosted pre-super bowl party for 944 Magazine, 50 Cent was on stage (most likely preforming). However, spot light loving Paris Hilton stepped on stage and fucked up his shine and 50 was having none of that, telling Paris to "get the fuck off the stage." Apparently, now that 50 is an established star, he's sick of all the groupie love.

Sadly, the story took a turn for the worst. Unforetunately, the G-Unit camp is denying the incident. According to G-Unit lacky DJ Whoo Kid, "It's no way we would kick Paris Hilton off the stage on her birthday. We ain't that heartless. I know 50 hates Ja Rule and Fat Joe, but he ain't that heartless to throw Paris Hilton ... off the stage. ... Somebody called me and asked me if Paris got kicked off. I was like, 'Huh?' She was dancing the whole time. She was having a good time. We hung with her afterwards. ... We kick her off her own stage and she's hanging with us? I guess people wanna hear, '50 threw Paris Hilton off the stage.' "

Fucking right that's what we want to hear. Your supposed to be the mutherfucking Guerilla Unit. What the fuck are you doing hanging out with Paris Hilton? That's not gangsta at all.

Would Get Rich Or Die Tryin' 50 hang with Paris Hilton? I don't think so. Sadly, this makes perfect sense. Now that 50 is no stranger to the hollywood scene, his music is reflecting that (listen to Massacre and Curtis if you haven't already).

Obviously, as a hip hop icon, I understand your going to meet people who like your shit. I'm not trying to say you need to be an ass to these people. Hip Hop has always been accepting of many races, religions and backgrounds. But you cannot let that change who you are.

I think part of this change in his music is out of fear- the fear of getting called out. Rappers hate to write about being in the steets and the drug game when their clearly not anymore. That's why we there was such a drastic change from GRODT to Massacre.

Albums sales reflect this. Kayne outsold 50 big in 2007 because Kayne's music reflect his evolution as an artist and a man.

Jay-Z did this to perfection. 50 needs to take a page out of Jay's book; writing about the being a hip hop icon that is using his hustle skills to get money in other ways. Or he could rap about some intelligent shit for a change, but to do that he would have to stop chillin with Paris.

February 4, 2008

What the fuck?


If you would consider leaving the house looking like this...stop reading our blog.

February 1, 2008

Super Bowl Success


By now you've heard that there is a football game going on this weekend. As mentioned earlier, this a great opportunity to get together with friends. A party if you will. However, when it comes to being throwing a super bowl party you want to come out looking like a hero, not a goat (compare post football careers of John Elway vs Scott Norwood, wish I didn't have to go there). So here's some helpful guidelines to throwing a championship party.

Obvious:

Stock your fridge: The Super Bowl is a great excuse to eat a ton, maybe even better than one that Thanksgiving, depending on your tastes. So you gotta make sure there is enough chow for everyone at your throw down would be able to pound 687 servings of everything. And if you suck at cooking, you must order in. Just because others will be around doesn't mean it's time to experiment, so just like the former high school tight end who's now 300 lbs. and thinks he can still get play, leave it to the pros. To wash it down, make sure you have a variety of beverages (for the adults and the kiddies). Also, don't be shy about opening up the liquor cabinet. However, if someone get's too sloppy, then it could ruin your party. Just ask Mike and Mike.

Step your TV game up: With the drastic improvements in televisions over the past few years, if you don't have anything bigger than at the very least 36 inches (but still kinda iffy) then don't throw a party. [Important to note at this point: you and two of your closest homies is not one] Anyway, make sure your step that TV game up to at least something LCD or Plasma. Style points if it hangs on a wall.

More Subtle:

I know you want to floss your place to everyone, but make sure shit doesn't get too out of control. You should know everyone that steps in your place, and that doesn't include people your boys say are cool. I know this sounds harsh, but really you don't know them. Sure, they might be great people, but watching football and great people don't always mix. For example, people come by and bring friends but there friends (losers) care more about what's on the discover channel than the game. Then what happens is they either (1) stay silent the whole time then it becomes wierd or (2) try to bring up some shit no one gives damn about, such as the calorie count in your mouth full of cheetos.

When it comes to females (they always get in the door) but you have to make sure their down with football first. You don't want some rebel girl bringing up High School musical and getting the other chicks who used to be down all catty. If this happens, send them to the kitchen to dish- the game is on.

Topping it Off

If your looking to take your party to the next level, what's better than making things interesting. A few small wagers on the game are always fun. So break out the squares or simply place bets on what you think might happen (a qb sack this drive etc.). This way, even if the game is snooze, you'll be wide awake because the cash is flowing. You don't think they do this MJ's house?

Follow these instructions and you too could throw a championship style party this Super Bowl.